English as a Foreign Language


Funny and interesting tv ads to improve your English

Instructions
Bush And Blair Singing Together
Stars
Naomi
Energizer
One Finger
Experience
Bush Imitation
Corelle
Cut
Milk
Miller Light
Lipton
Lenor Sleep Sensations
Carlton Draught

Instructions

  1. Select a video
  2. Listen to it a couple of times
  3. Read the transcript (the text) a couple of times while you listen.
  4. Listen again, this time without reading the text.
  5. Come back another time and listen again without looking at the text (how much did you remember?).

Bush and Blair Singing together

My love,
there is only you in my life
The only thing that is bright.
My first love
You are every breath that I take
You are every step I make
And I, I want to share All my love with you
No one else will do.
And your eyes they tell me how much you care!

Stars


I need a ticket on the 4:50 flight to Baltimore.
It leaves in about 35 minutes. If you let me check, I know that flight is very full.
Ok, one seat left.
That’ll be two thousand one hundred and forty-five dollars and twenty cents.
There’s forty and twelve hundred dollars on this one and
five hundred dollars on that one and put the rest on that one.
Movies make us. And you see them on stars.

Naomi


Ok, so today we are going to talk about our anger.
We have a new member.
My name is Naomi.
Ok, Naomi, ok, vocalize the anger.
But,now sit down in your chair. Down, Naomi.
Now sit your butt down.
Sit your skinny butt down.

Energizer

 

Since when do I use Energizer? Since I discovered that I am immortal. Being immortal has a big advantage: You last a long time. And a great disadvantage: Everything else seems to last  very little. That’s why I want to keep memories of everything And that’s why I use Energizer e2 [e-squared] Lithium in my camera, So I can immortalize many  more moments. Because in the end, nothing lasts as long as I do. Well, ok, almost nothing.

One Finger

Things you can do with one finger. Amuse a baby. Summon an elevator. Declare your team’s supremacy. Prove your sobriety. Make toast. Identify a murderer. Get to know your doctor. Save Holland. (Thank you, Mister) Reallocate your entire investment portfolio with eTrade and get free independent research. Tell your expensive broker where to go. All it takes is one finger. It’s easy, it’s extraordinary, it’s eTrade

 

Experience

If you have it, you don’t need it. If you need it, you don’t have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it to get, and you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don’t already have any of it to begin with, you can’t get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it, if you’d like. But you can’t fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is: if you’ve never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

BUSH on Global Warming

Corelle

That’s it. It’s perfect.

To show off the latest designs from Corelle, we hired these international fashion models.

And to demonstrate Corelle is still as durable as ever, we greased the runway.

Corelle, every style has its strength.

 

Cut

So, how is your love life? Great! I am dating a flight attendant. She is blond. Oh, but that’s wonderful, honey. When do we get to meet her? Well, she travels a lot. What about you? How is your backache?

Cut, the absolute premix!

Milk

Drink your milk, kids. I don’t want milk. Milk is for babies. Yea, babies. Oh, yea? Well, I happen to know that milk helps to build strong bones. So, drink up. Well, Mr. Miller told me, he never drinks milk. Look at him! Hey, kids. Oh, that’s not good Got Milk

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Miller Light

More Americans are choosing the great taste of Miller Light. 2.5 million in just the last year. Imagine 2.5 million new Miller Light drinkers joined together across this great nation, from coast to coast, over the hills and prairies, across bare wasteland, united by great taste. That’s good air. Through major metropolitan areas, across rivers and streams. Through the mountains. I can’t feel my feet. Standing side by side, from sea to shining sea.

But, after doing the maths, we found that 2.5 million people, though impressive only gets us half way, finding us somewhere in the Mid West. But with more Americans choosing Miller Light every day, you can almost smell the ocean from here. A great revolution is calling. Pick up the phone!

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Lipton

Hi. Hi.I could not tell if you are actually attractive from over there, so I have come for a closer look. Well, we have already checked you out and we have decided that we are not interested. We’ll play along to see if you are rich. Yea. So, how is the surf? Oh I don’t surf, I  just carry the board around, that helps with the chicks [the girls] Oh, you know, suck in that gut [keep your stomach in] might help a bit too. Yes.. Oh I just noticed some topless girls checking me out, so I’ll catch you around. Refreshing

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Lenor Sleep Sensations

Where is the phone charger? In the glove box. What are these? Sweetheart, I have never seen them before in my life, honestly. But it is your car! Sweatheart, I don’t know where they came from. You are not going to be sleeping with me tonight. My Lenor makes bedtime feel so good, you will never want to share your bed again. New Lenor Sleep Sensations with extracts of Lavendar and Chamomile.

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Carlton Draught

 

Kevin Kevindish, you say you want to become a brewer at Carlton Draught and yet your resume suggests you have no experience brewing beer whatsoever. Well..I really love beer, sir. Well, that may be so, mr Kevindish but Carlton Draught has very exacting standards, so unless you have something else with which to impress us, I must bid you goodday. But, but I.. Good day, mr Kevindish (Irene Cara Flash dance: what a feeling) First, when there’s nothing but a slow glowing dream In a world made of steel, made of stone What a feeling, bein’s believin’ (being is believing) I can’t have it all, now I’m dancin’ for my life Take your passion, and make it happen Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life What a feeling, bein’s believin’ Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life

For more: http://www.funnyplace.org